Good Friends, eBay, 5 Panes of Glass and a Bag of Chips

Posted by John Park on Feb 6th, 2009
2009
Feb 6
 
If you watched the Super Bowl last Sunday, the chances are you probably caught this commercial.  To some, watching the commercials during the big game is just as important as the game itself.  This year, Doritos challenged its consumers with their “Crash The Super Bowl” contest.  It encouraged anyone to beat the ad gurus of Madison Ave. by creating their own commercial.
 
A couple of brothers from Indiana took up the challenge.  Joe Herbert and Dave Herbert, with their $2,000 budget, created this winning commercial which ended up beating out ALL other commercials in USA Today’s Super Bowl Ad Meter (a 10-year-old consumer opinion poll).
 
All of the actors are their good friends.  They did have to feed them 3 meals for the day.  The vending machine was bought on eBay for $500.  And for the dramatic moment, they had 5 glass panes at the ready.  It turned out they only needed one.  Their first take was the best.
 
The bottom line is the rules have changed.  Technology in all of its glory continues to turn traditional media and advertising on its head.  Don’t expect this trend to slow down any time soon.
 
There are a million reasons why this achievement should have been impossible.  I guess Herbert and Dave decided that it wasn’t.  The words “CAN” and “POSSIBLE” are truly contagious.  And if you use these words frequently enough… Your battle is already half won.
 
By the way, did I mention that these guys won a million dollars?
 
 
 
 

WHO IS LOOKING OUT FOR SMALL BUSINESS?

Posted by John Park on Feb 4th, 2009
2009
Feb 4

 
Forgive me while I go on a tirade.
 
As you know, federal, state and local governments are suffering from major budget woes.  In CA, the franchise tax board (State IRS) is sending officials door-to-door to investigate if small retailers are properly collecting sales taxes.  Yes, they are going door-to-door to penalize small businesses and to levy heavy fines in cases where they might be operating as a retailer without a reseller permit.  Of course, they seem to be starting in lower income cities and in cities with a high-density of immigrants where tax codes might be difficult to understand or wade through.  The bright officials in CA have decided that this is a really good way to collect some revenues by kicking the small businesses while they are down.
 
When I learned of this, I was just outraged.
 
I really believe the “idiot level” of the federal, state and local governments have hit new heights in the past 6 months.  I don’t know any other group of people that can do more to stimulate an economy than small businesses.  I am referring to business with less than 25 employees—the real small businesses.  Every owner I know will almost immediately invest back in to their businesses whenever extra funds become available.  Small businesses are the “unsung heroes” holding this faltering economy together.  In essence, they are the duct tape. 
 
As idiots give other idiots billions of dollars of our tax money to companies on wall street and to the banks only to see them go on luxury retreats and to spend a million dollars to decorate an office, I am just astonished at the level of incompetence of our elected officials.  By the way, let’s not forget it’s these same companies who got us in to this mess in the first place.
 
In the meanwhile, small business owners work from dawn to dusk, 7 days a week, trying desperately to stay afloat.  They aren’t asking for bailouts.  They borrow from credit cards, ask their small staff to take pay cuts, cry quietly as they have to fire someone they consider family and their offices are decorated with a mix match of left-over furniture from luxurious places like Ikea and Staples.
 
WHO IS LOOKING OUT FOR SMALL BUSINESSES?
 
Aside from the campaign trail video clips at some pancake restaurant, small businesses are pretty much being left alone to fend for themselves.  It’s kind of like how the smartest kid in the class gets the least attention from the teacher.  I think it’s fair to say that our officials have no idea what is going on in “real” small businesses.  We certainly shouldn’t be looking towards the SBA for help—the most useless organization in government.  For example, the news was all over the fact that the auto industry suffered a 50% decline in sales last month and mentioned the closure of auto dealerships across the country.  Of course this is bad news but the auto industry does not operate in a bubble.  What about the janitorial service who used to clean these local dealerships?  What about the diner next door who used to serve lunch to all of the employees of the dealership?  What about the guys who used to install the add-on stereo systems?  What’s happening to these businesses?
 
Instead of spending almost a trillion dollars in pork to grow the government, how about doing something meaningful and substantial for the “real” small businesses?
 
Here are some off-the-cuff ideas.
 
1)  Give 10,000,000 small businesses with less than 25 employees a pre-paid credit card for $10,000.  It would only be offered to businesses that have been around for at least 1 year and the card can only be used for a pre-approved list of vendors or product types (business expenditures). Cost = $100 Billion
 
2)  Loosen the rules for small businesses with less than 25 employees to be able to do business with the federal government.  These rules are cumbersome and have criteria many small businesses cannot clear like years in business, revenue minimums and initial filing costs.  Cost = Practically Nothing
 
3)  Offer no interest/unsecured loans to small businesses with less than 25 employees.  Have the businesses prove a track record of profitability.  Cost = Much less than the money we loaned to the auto industry and wall street
 
 
Do you have any good ideas?  Believe me… they need some good ideas.
 
 

Thinking Creatively In The Conquest of Space

Posted by John Park on Feb 1st, 2009
2009
Feb 1

Stepping Forward

 
With the economy in the tank and with politicians bickering over the so-called stimulus package, we’ve all noticed a certain trend in advertising.  Many advertisers are working very hard to address the recession head-on by promoting their products and services around current market conditions.  Specifically, they are all trying to tell us how much they empathize with the plight of the suffering working class.  And with today’s technology, ad agencies are able to pump out these timely ads at record pace.
 
Today, I would like to extend my ”KUDOS” to one of the most creative promotions yet in regards to this topic.
 
Recently, Hyundai USA announced the following promotion.
 
“In addition to our warranty, we’re introducing Hyundai Assurance, to show you the faith we have in you.  Right now, finance or lease any new Hyundai, and if in the next year you lose your income, we’ll let you return it.”
 
Addressing the poor economy head-on is something all businesses should be doing.  You don’t need an ad agency on Madison Ave. to roll out a program or promotion that speaks directly to the economy.


David Schwartz, the inspirational bestselling author of The Magic of Thinking Big, said the following.
 
“Every step forward in the conquest of space is the result of creative thinking.”
 
Clearly, Hyundai has some creative thinkers in their organization.  How about in your business?
 
Remember… Just Keep Stepping Forward.
 
 

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